Conversation 1 with the hubs
Me: Christmas is definitely coming, I get targeted flyers from all the brands I buy from, telling me to get this or get that, on a daily basis.
The hubby: Well ….. they do track if you open up their emails and they probably go, THIS ONE IS EASY, GET HER GET HER!!!
Conversation 2 (When he went on a business trip)
Him: I couldn’t sleep very well last night
Me: Is it because you miss me?
Him: It’s because the bed was too big, your elbows weren’t in my face as usual.
Him: I want more beer
Me: *pokes his potbelly*
Him: What? It’s one big muscle